- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A black person walks out of KFC

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Where's the dick??? east

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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