- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

what do u call a apple a apple

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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