Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Neither have I

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

black people

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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