4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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