A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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