What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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