A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Dont read this joke

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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