- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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