- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Whats worse than a joke? This

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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