What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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