- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Religion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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