why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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book 'em danno

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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shut up iggy

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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