- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

YOU

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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