- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A russian gives away vodka.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Knock knock What?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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