- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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