- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

woman's rights

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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