Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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A man killed himself.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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