Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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How old are you? 20

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a man said hi.

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I would rape her

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Church.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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