- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

once upon a time, it snowed

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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