A blonde walked into a bar.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

That's what SHE said!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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