- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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