A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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