- Anti Joke

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Cripples are lame.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!