What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Bumsniffer

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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