- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Help I'm being raped!

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

knock knock

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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