- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Of course, first door on your left

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

balls

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do u call a apple a apple

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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