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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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