Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

shut up iggy

cliché rebecca black joke.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

book 'em danno

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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