- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a car about to hit me.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Women's rights

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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