- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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