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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

3 like an eel

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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