- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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