- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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