What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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woman's rights

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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