Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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