The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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