Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

The WNBA

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Gay Rights

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Whats 2+1? 2.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

a horse nibbled a baby

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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