Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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YO FACE

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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shut up iggy

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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