Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Where's my tractor?

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

I have aids

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Hello.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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