"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Knock Know! Come in!

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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