What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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