- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

You and your parents are going to die today

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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