- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

I said I hate niiggers

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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