- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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