whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Womens rights !

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

You see how lame this is?

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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