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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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