- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

The WNBA

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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