Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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