- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Banana Hamock.

Nickelback

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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