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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ask me if im a tree? No

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

a woman votes!

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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