- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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