What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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ugh good riddance

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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2 + 2 = 4

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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