- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.