- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

we all know sammi has a penis

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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