Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

im at school

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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