Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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