Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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