Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Reading books

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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