I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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