whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

brock has small hands for a small job

soccer

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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