- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A cat playing laser tag.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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