what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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NEVER

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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