Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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I have aids

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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