- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

You will not press the like button.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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