roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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mark lawson likes boys

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Testicles.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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