- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walks out of KFC

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

a man said hi.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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