- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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