- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Get off my porch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

I killed someone today. :D

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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