3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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