- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your face is hilarious.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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